Question:
Follow PopeBlack to Amsterdam in March. I have made some deals with mytravel agent about getting you rooms in Amsterdam. Here are a wide rageof classes and prices, in German Marks translated into dollors.

The Grand Amsterdam (Five Star).......

double room DM 239 or $100 per night per person. A third bed costanother DM143 or about $60 which makes the price cheaper. This comeswith breakfast and all of the five star trimmins.

Victoria Hotel Amsterdam (Four Star)......

It’s in the city center. Per night double per person.... DM 175 or$75. Also inclusive of breakfast and all of the four star trimmins.

PopeBlack’s PERSONAL TIP.......

Hotel de Looier.... Three Star, renovated, near the Leiseplein. Thisplace is small and we could practically have almost the whole hotel toourselves. The price is a measly:

DM 75 double ($30) and DM125 ($50) for a single room.

For those of you who would like to stay in the belly of the con in aFIVE STAR hotel you can. For those of you who wish a decent, clean roofover your head that is available as well.

THERE IS A CATCH!!!! The travel agent WONT take 26 different creditcards from America. SHE WILL ONLY TAKE ONE from a group. This meansyou’ll still have to pay Jesus and give him a cut for putting it on theSubGenius credit card. I think a 25% cut is fair for the Church andthis gets you GOOD rooms for a good price where ever you want to stay,cheaper than the deal before and the CHURCH still gets a cut. IT’s awin win situation for all. For those of you who wanted the luxury deal,now you get a FIVE STAR Hotel for the price of the FOUR STAR and THECHURCH STILL GETS MONEY!!!!

I need to know as soon as possible, like within a month, and I have toknow exactly how many are going or a deposit before she will book it.Perhaps I can get a little better deal if A LOT of you go.

IF NO ONE LIKES THIS DEAL THEN I’LL THINK ABOUT YOU WHEN I’M SITTING INTHE GREY AREA COFFEE SHOP GETTING STONED WITH REV CARL X, STERNO, REV.OILSLIDE, PHILO, REV.LORD YETI, SISD, DOC.FROP. EDFRED. REV AARON, NUMONET etc etc and all of the uncountable SubGenius ministers who willgo regardless of what happens.

I do not handle any money and payments will be made to the travelagency from that side. Ironicly the travel agency is called, “FairTravel”.

Answer: Please talk with Doc Frop is you're going. We are working WITH PopeBlack to make this damned thing WORK and Doc Frop is doing theplanning and money counting and alla that. We need just a few more!