Question:
Don't they have those in Amsterdam only with a restaurant/bar as well? I mean you can go in, get some heroin and a little hash, snack on a Plato of Heideggar and finish it off with a little veritas en vino.

Answer: I'd rather go to a drug library and check out everything in the prescription narcotics aisle, you know like Percosets, Valiums, Vicodin, Ambiens. That way I don't have to deal with the small talk of an Amsterdam bar, plus I don't speak Dutch.